What I found just too funny in the shift!!!

When I just can't control what comes out of my mouth :)

Hunting season:
We are just overrun with hunters doing stupid things this time of the year. Now don't get me wrong, I am 100% for hunting, as long as I don't have to clean the deer. But come on, a little common sense would help.

Patient came rolling in all dressed in camo and blood, I expected accidental shooting or some trauma. Nope. He had fallen out of his deer stand and had a bloody nose. This is were my mouth gets me in the most trouble. I ask, "did you get yourself a deer?" He says, "nope, but I saw a bunch of turkeys." I say, "yup, I see a bunch of them in here every day."

Halloween:
Just love seeing kids all dressed up. I understand wanting kids to be safe, but really??? have them line up and walk through the ER to collect candy? Is that the best way to prevent them from getting sick????? Anyway, I didn't know they were coming and I didn't have candy, yet trooping though the ER they come. Now they were just too cute holding out their bags with me having nothing to give. So, I grabbed band-aids and gave handed them out like they were the coolest thing on earth. Kids loved the special stickers, as I called them. They were 4 and 5 years old. However, a little boy had a clue, he told me in the most logical voice that "these are band-aids,"
I said, "yes they are," he said, "we don't need these, no treat we give a trick" Without thinking, I said, "yes, you do when they give you that flu shot down the hall." Man, the look on his face was pure horror, then he popped off with, "not me, I can't eat eggs and no eggs is no shot." Then he kicked me..... I laugh so hard tears started rolling down. That is when it just got cute... Little girl came running up and put her sponge bob square pants sticker right on my knee saying "don't cry, the shots don't really hurt.