Talking in Tongues

Starting an hep-lock, the guy started saying something, yet I couldn't hear him. So, asked him to repeat himself. His wife jumped in and said he was praying. Now, I couldn't understand what the heck he was saying. Instead of just letting it lay, I asked what language is he specking. You think I would have learned by now not to ask people anything anymore. His wife became highly upset, yelled that she wanted another nurse and the supervisor. Well, I am the supervisor, and explained that, but she wanted someone else who could recognize the holy spirit talking through them. Apparently, he was speaking in tongues and I was the antichrist.

Nurse asked me, "where is the prostate in a women?" No shit are you serious I asked, it just slipped, but come on!!!