Tattoos

First just let me say, I love tattoos there is just something sexy that I like about them if they are tasteful, professional, and can be hidden if needed.

With that said.....

1. Don't get FTW tattooed across you forehead and expect people not to stare.

2. Don't be surprised when a nurse asks if you shoot up, we might get that idea from the bulls eye tattoo over your vein with a needle tattooed in the center.

3. Don't tell the nurse that you are afraid of needle when there is not one inch of skin not tattooed on you.

4.Don't be surprised when the nurse offers you a paper lab jacket to cover your tattoos of naked women in bondage while you are in the waiting room with young children.

5. If you are going to tattoo your girlfriends name of Jackie on your penis, make sure that you get her full name on there, don't stop at the name of Jack because it just hurts too much. If you do, don't be so surprise when you end up in the ER for stitches after Jackie threw a lamp at you when she saw Jack on your penis.