Monday, December 28, 2009

Hint To all Woman

Just a hint to all the women out there that might be wondering what is going on with their body.

1. If you don't have your menstrual for 9 months.... you could be pregnant

2. If you seem to just gain weight around your belly...... you could be pregnant

3. If after you have experienced 1 & 2 above, you feel severe cramping and a gush of fluid come between your legs..... you might be pregnant and about to give birth

4. If you come into the ER with all of the above symptoms and the nurse asks to take a look and tells you that you are crowning..... you are pregnant, in labor, and about to give birth

5. If you husband if with you that has been deployed for the last 18 months, you are busted!!! And no, he did not believe you when you curse at the nurse and say that she set you up and just happened to have a spare baby that she wanted to pawn off on you.

What is sad is that was the highlight of my day.


  1. It's those little things that can make a holiday ER shift special.

    Last night for me it was the kid that spent all his Christmas money on cocaine. You can't make this stuff up.