23 weeks...

23 weeks and 23 visits. I can't wait till this pregnant female hits 24 weeks because than we can just divert her to L&D.

Week 1.... I missed my period and think I might me pregnant, can you test me? no, well I have abdominal pain.... Instant pregnancy test

Week 2 ... I get nausea in the morning, can i have a pain shot? No, well have abd pain..... instant treatment

Week 10... Can you do a ultrasound so I can tell the sex? No, I have abd pain and think I am spotting... instant ultrasound

Week 16.... I have abd pain can you tell me the sex of the baby now that I am further along?..... ultrasound.... it's a boy

Week 23.... How long before I can just give birth, so tired of being pregnant.... 40weeks!!!! I have abd pain, knee pain, nausea, sore throat, on and on... can I have a pain shot?

Now this can go on and on.... I could tell you every visit from week 1 to week 23, what a waste of medical resources....

Hint To all Woman

Just a hint to all the women out there that might be wondering what is going on with their body.

1. If you don't have your menstrual for 9 months.... you could be pregnant

2. If you seem to just gain weight around your belly...... you could be pregnant

3. If after you have experienced 1 & 2 above, you feel severe cramping and a gush of fluid come between your legs..... you might be pregnant and about to give birth

4. If you come into the ER with all of the above symptoms and the nurse asks to take a look and tells you that you are crowning..... you are pregnant, in labor, and about to give birth

5. If you husband if with you that has been deployed for the last 18 months, you are busted!!! And no, he did not believe you when you curse at the nurse and say that she set you up and just happened to have a spare baby that she wanted to pawn off on you.


What is sad is that was the highlight of my day.