Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Ring Tones

People really should consider what type of ring tone that they have on their phone. I can't count the number of times some one has had their phone ring at the most inappropriate times with some of the funniest ring tones.

1. In middle of chest compressions, we hear the song Ex-Girlfriend coming from the patients phone. His cause of death = shot by ex-girlfriend

2. In the middle of retrieving a "lost Tampon" woman's phone rings, Her ring tone "Hello in here, get me out, answer me, help it is dark in here." --- I could not help but laugh

3. My favorite to date, I all the sudden I hear a song, "Dear penis I don't like you anymore, you used to stare at me in the morning while i shave, now all you do is look down at the floor, It use to be me, you, a paper towel and a magazine was all we needed to get by," At this point and time, my tech was putting a Foley in the patient

So please be aware that your phone will ring at the most inopportune time, and I as your nurse, will attempt not to laugh my butt off!!!

No comments:

Post a Comment